If Sacarsm could burn Calories

Sarcasm is everywhere! Sarcasm is an ironic or satirical remark tempered by humor. Mainly, people use it to say the opposite of what’s true to make someone look or feel foolish. Sarcasm is all about the context and tone of voice, which is why it works better verbally. It’s something you’ll know when you hear it. It is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face. A lot of people use sarcasm when they want to insult people and don’t want to come out straight. It’s left for the victim to understand it, take it seriously, or just laugh it over. It saves people the stress of going all out on someone. Just a few ironic words and your good to go. Unfortunately the mean type of sarcasm overshadows the nice sarcasm. People can use it nicely either to compliment someone or tell the person how much they admire them or even as pick-up lines to hit on a girl or a boy.

The amount of sarcasm used by humans is a lot. It’s like a way of life for some people now. I use it quite often as well and it comes with emotions too. Depends on the situation at hand and the atmosphere of the conversation too.

Here is some mean sarcasm you’d hear once in a while or have heard..either way;

1. I wish people came with a 30 seconds trailer, so I can see what I’m getting myself Into

2. Despite the look on my face, you are still talking

3. I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing

4. I clapped because its finished not because I like it

5. My alone time is sometimes for your safety

6. Sorry for the mean, awful accurate things I said

7. I’m not weird, I’m limited edition

8. “I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”

9. “Find your patience before I lose mine.”

10. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”

11. “No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time.”

12. Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.”

13. You’d be in good shape… if you ran as much as your mouth.”

14. My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you. It’s just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless

15. Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog.”

16. Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.”

17. It’s amazing how clean my house can get when I’m pissed off.”

18. The older I get the less surprised I think I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.”

Honestly, if sarcasm could burn calories it would burn a lot of it. No need for the gym or dieting anymore. Weight loss would be a lot easier. Sarcasm every morning, afternoon, and night is just perfect…lol

Better than any prescription a doctor can give…. lol