Dear Santa, I can explain

Before I explain, how much do you already know?

Well…

I tried to be good but turns out I get bored easily. I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me. I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired. Today isn’t looking so good and I’ve already used up tomorrow’s tired. I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that moron up myself.

My reality check just bounced. I have it all together, I just forgot where I put it. I’m not clumsy, it’s just that the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in my way.

I’m the same age as old people. My day just gets ruined by adult responsibilities. Who let me adult by the way? Cos I can’t adult. Adulting is overpriced and overrated. Would not recommend it. I’m not lazy too, I’m on energy-saving mode.

I hope you understand me Santa. I tried…